Interesting case. ME MARRY YOU? NEVER!

Our young sister of six years old told her father that she would like to marry the circuit overseer that visits their congregation at that time. The father met the C.O. at the meeting and told him what his daughter had said. The C.O. smiled at her then she smiled back at him. 

After some months the circuit overseer returned to the little sister's congregation. When our young sister saw him she frowned and refused to say a greeting to him. 

Cases of service. At the bar

A drunk walks into a bar shaking his head. The bartender asks him what's wrong. The drunk says: "It's those Jehovah's Witnesses!! Everywhere I go I run into one. It's downright freaky!!!"

"Well, you're safe in here. No Witness will walk into this bar at this time of night." said one patron. The whole bar burst into laughter at that idea. "Yeah! If one of them Bible thumpers came in here it would have to be the hand of God." said another. More laughter and table slapping.