WE ARE KNOWN BY THE WAY WE SPEAK!

A pastor who was on preach. A Conversation with a pastor, we met on my way back to home.

Pastor: Hello young man?

Me: ohh, good day sir!

Pastor: thank you, have this tract,

Me: Ohh Really? What's it saying?

Funny things of Christian life JW

A family was on it's way to the kingdom Hall. When their little daughter said

"Daddy we gotta go BACK HOME the father said "what's wrong honey the little girl said "I forgot my notebook. I can't take any notes at the meeting. Her father said' it wont hurt to miss taking notes 1 time. The little girl started crying LOUDLY BUT DADDY remember what happened to the people in Noah's day "they were all washed away...because they took NO NOTES. The father turned the car around and headed BACK HOME.

Assembly

In the afternoon session of an assembly, right after the lunch break, a brother falls deeply asleep. The brother that's next to him elbows him, opens the Bible and shows him 1Thessalonians 5:6 "So then, let us not sleep on as the rest do, but let us stay awake and keep our senses." The brother looks at him kindly and points to the previous page; 1Thessalonians 4:11a "and to make it your aim to live quietly and to mind your own business"

It is not good for the man to continue to be alone

Cases of service. At the bar

A drunk walks into a bar shaking his head. The bartender asks him what's wrong. The drunk says: "It's those Jehovah's Witnesses!! Everywhere I go I run into one. It's downright freaky!!!"

"Well, you're safe in here. No Witness will walk into this bar at this time of night." said one patron. The whole bar burst into laughter at that idea. "Yeah! If one of them Bible thumpers came in here it would have to be the hand of God." said another. More laughter and table slapping.